six things every girl will ALWAYS have in her purse:
- another smaller purse
- an aging picture of ringo starr
- a six pack of heineken
- the complete box set of every season of Deadliest Catch
- the hat you thought you lost at Disneyland when you were 5
- a tiny, infinitely dense marble that contains our own universe
"If everybody really listened to his own conscience and really acted upon what he thought was right and wrong, rather than being so hopelessly passive, which I think just about everybody is. I think it’s probably the main disease, is the passivity, where we will listen to whatever anybody else says. It’s Daddy, and Mommy, and schoolteacher, and Sunday schoolteacher, and President."